When You Vote How Will You Choose Your Leader?

1.  Vote for the prettiest candidate.  Because beauty is all that really matters.
2.  Vote for the candidate that tells the most convincing lies and makes you feel all warm inside regardless of their history of contradicting opinions in the past.
3.  Vote for the richest candidate because if they can rape the American people that well before being in office they will be awesome at raping the American people once they're in office.
4.  Vote for the candidate who is quickest to realign their latest views with the latest opinion polls.
5.  Vote for the candidate that the Main Stream Media (MSM) picks for you with their "scientific" polls.....CNN, Fox News, ABC, NBC.
6.  Vote for the candidate the MSM gives the most air time to answer questions during debates.
7.  Vote for the candidate that wants to go to war and kill more foreign people and American troops the most.
8.  Vote for the candidate with the cutest remarks that don't really have any substance.
9.  Vote for the crookedest candidate because values don't matter if you know how to grease palms.

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10.  Vote for Ron Paul

Take your pick and let me know.